@davedittell: hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?
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@CheryeDavis: Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that.
@ericsshadow: Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?
@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.
@Classy_Cassy89: My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger.