@zacharyflynn: Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad
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@lovejulieacafe: This guy just told me I have beautiful eyes. Well, he said they were pretty... Ok, he said "Healthy & no change since your last visit."