@RiIeyJokess: "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one