@RiIeyJokess: "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking.
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@Pat_Bren: The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney.
@Tmoney68: When someone tells me, "I think of you as family," I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago.