@LOsepyan: Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan
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@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@DumbConfessions: Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love.
@DeanB15: I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied "No, you got that from your mother". :(