@FloodyHippie: Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?
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@ehchino: [First date] So what do you do for a living? "I'm a florist" WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE FLOOR? WHAT HAS IT DONE TO YOU, IS IT BECAUSE IT'S LAVA?
@RandiLawson: I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman.