@FloodyHippie: Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?
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@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@FatherWithTwins: *kids walking Me: Come on, boys! We have to hurry! Kids: Okay! *continue walking at exactly the same pace
@AverageCorners: My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf.