@pattonoswalt: Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?
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@TheMichaelRock: *notices person behind me won't let people merge* *slows down and lets 12 people merge in front of me*
@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
@TheTweetOfGod: Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment.