@pattonoswalt: Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?
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@Storminika: I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
@ceejoyner: Christmas is always stressful for my family but I refuse to stop giving my brother's wives bras