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@jewfacekilla: "Hey, boo"
- a casual ghost
@1evilidiot: Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them.
@garrettbarry70: Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard.
@daemonic3: Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers?
Name 3 chains they've smoked
@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol.
Like Customs, for example.
@the_paramedicK: "Avocado Kedavra"
-Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole