@illiter8too: Hey boy, are you a fitted sheet? Because you're complicated as hell and hard to manage, but I definitely want you on this mattress.
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@bourgeoisalien: cat 911: hello cat: i need to report a murder cat 911: kevin, is this you again cat: yes cat 911: what did we tell you kevin cat: [long pause] that my food bowl being 1/3 empty is not a murder
@justabloodygame: Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers.