@Cpin42: HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING.
-Amish trash talk
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@JDBBourg: Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight
Me: Sure no problem
Doctor: Not white wine
@TheThomason: Obama: "Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?" Drops mic, walks away.
@Pro_Jones_: Farmer Dad: Having a good party son?
Farmer Son: No. The music sucks.
FD: Well then-
FD: Lettuce turnip the beet.
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there
Really hoping this is Halloween related