@Cpin42: HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING.
-Amish trash talk
@davepell: 95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now.
Overall productivity level remains steady.
@dulcetry: My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download
@suzieQ0007: At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled.
@offbeatoliv: Urgent care waiting room is an oxymoron
@sammyrhodes: Here’s a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?