@Cpin42: HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING.
-Amish trash talk
@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
@JamesonN7: Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician
@karentozzi: Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again.
@SkinnieTalls: To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license.
@sarahbryant_: I just found this on someone's car....
I have no words