@McNevich: Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?
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@ericsshadow: I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."
@figgled: Me: don't 🙏🏼 judge 💜 other 🌈 people 💕 be kind ✌🏼😇 Also me: anyone who likes the new Taylor Swift song has a rotten brain parasite
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
@SteveKoehler22: You can tell a lot about a person by his hot dog stand order I knew the guy was a Buddhist when he said "Make me one with everything"