@McNevich: Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?
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@XLCadillac: My two levels of drunk are 1) dancing with fat chicks at the club 2) smashing my neighbor's window thinking I locked myself out of my house.
@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.
@EJGomez: *slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR