@ChaseMit: Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain.
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@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.
@thatdutchperson: [making flamingos] God: bird. Adam: got it. G: but it stand still a lot. A: ok.. G: on one leg. A: how high are you? G: make it pink.
@bobvulfov: absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys