@thatcarlygirl: Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave.
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@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@KentWGraham: Guy science: The proper amount of time for a pan to soak before cleaning it is until you need to use it again.