@meganyyb: Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?
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@noog: Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
@TDeeRock: You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue.
@notalogin: On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.
@McCutty1: *Rains pennies from heaven* *coins decimate the land [terrified scream] 'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'