@meganyyb: Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?
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@DaddyJew: Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose
@TheToddWilliams: An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.
@timdonakowski: Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section.
@Jfficial: People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?