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@Marcmywords2: Hey Dad, your neighbor called,
they wanna know if you could
turn down your TV, they've
already heard this episode of
Law & Order.

Hey Dad, your neighbor called,
they wanna know if you could
turn down your TV, they’ve 
already heard this episode of
Law & Order.

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