@briangaar: Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?
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@KittenWritten: Guard dog? Service dog? Yeah, yeah... When earth is invaded by evil aliens that look like pony tail holders, our cat will be a hero.
@ArfMeasures: [End of day 1, building Rome] BUILDER: We've finished, boss BOSS: For God's sake, keep your voice down, we can drag this job out for weeks
@ItsJennaMarbles: Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'.