@E_lok44: Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?
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@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
@JensenClan88: I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
@QwertyJones3: Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by