@E_lok44: Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?
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@LackOfShame: "You have 15 seconds to convince me of why I should call you back. Good luck." - my voicemail message
@GayDeceiver: Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up.
@MikeBigby: Idiom update: "the pot calling the kettle black" is now "the guy from Aerosmith accusing a dude of looking like a lady"