@E_lok44: Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jwoodham: KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.
@ohpegah: I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie) Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min) "My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
@eliserose5: I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes.
@chuuew: Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so.