@Storminika: Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector.
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@Kraz60: Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
@forcemajeure40: She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.
@jakob_huber: Hi, I'd like to order a baby "Excuse me?" It says here you deliver babies? "Sir this is a hospital" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]