@mean_crow: hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-
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@Reverend_Scott: u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset