@lecalabara: Hey Doorknob, if I wanted something in my life that was hairy, condescending and using me for food, I would get a cat.
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@bridger_w: In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....
@TheThryll: Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees.