@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
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@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.
@humanwarnings: The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them.
@kathradical: I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman
@EJGomez: God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald