@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
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@_MoonWinx_: 32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?
@shutupmikeginn: women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
@jwoodham: "Friends" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, "me having friends" ended long before that.