@jwoodham: Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?
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@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt