@UnFitz: Hey girl, are you a check engine light? 'Cause I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me but I have a feeling you're going to ruin my day.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@LindaInDisguise: I hate how Pinterest highlights that some moms make pancakes that look like animals when I can't even make pancakes that look like pancakes.
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who wanted his peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut into triangles until you cut it into triangles
@IvoryGazelle: Him: I've never had any broken bones Me: *remembers his profile said he loves trying new things* Noted