@ewfeez: Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I'm trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination
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@Shut_up_Marissa: I don't mean to brag, but I do all my own auto repairs. *turns up volume* SEE! THE RATTLING SOUND IS COMPLETELY GONE!
@theshamingofjay: You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji.
@HepatitisAtoZ: corny joke guy that everyone hates: "whats the difference between a piano and a fish? you can tune a piano but you cant- me: *pulls out my perfectly tuned sardine harp and begins to play Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell"