@tsm560: Hey girl, are you bacteria? Because I know I need you but I have no idea why.
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@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
@murrman5: "911" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat "how far apart are the contractions?" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast
@shutupmikeginn: Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight