@tsm560: Hey girl, are you bacteria? Because I know I need you but I have no idea why.
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@neiltyson: Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat.
@JohnHilsen: The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?