@BleakBaron: Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm
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@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
@TheBoydP: Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom.
@zachheltzel: Everything doesn't "happen for a reason." The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant.
@tigersgoroooar: It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you’re like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives.