@BleakBaron: Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm
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@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@AndyAsAdjective: I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why "mustache" & "headache" don't rhyme.
@peachesanscream: Doctor: "You have a blockage in your small & large intestine" Barista: … Barista: … Doctor: *Sigh* "Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."