@BleakBaron: Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm
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@samalmightysam: The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
@1Happytwit: HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me.