@LeonEarlgrey: Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk.
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@Epygma: *i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* "If you join our insurance you can save up to-" NOOOOOOO
@Xoolun: I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@Ideal_Victoria: I’m at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier.