@internetluke: Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always "no MSG" me back
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NicestHippo: You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like "Screw it let's just move?" That's why we're exploring space
@DarthSteveus: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.