@ProfBoomHatch: Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare. Me: So? 5-year-old: My life is falling apart.
@thetits: [in the park] ME: aww look a baby WIFE: is it on me?! ME: um no it's in a stroll- WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME
@david8hughes: [the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this