@ProfBoomHatch: Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because
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@iwearaonesie: [hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change. Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam
@KeetPotato: [if trump wins somehow] alien: "i said take me to your leader" me: "dude i swear this is him"
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
@KKAlThani: David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut.