@ProfBoomHatch: Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because
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@CrackYouWhip: I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer.
@SatansTongue: 6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much
@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.