@ProfBoomHatch: Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because
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@ElleOhHell: UNCLE: Officers weren't even safe from their own men in Vietnam. ME: I've just decided it's too hard to zoom in on any more dogs' noses.
@Jeffwni: Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov
@audipenny: [speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens