@thatUPSdude: Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business.
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@mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
@64spoons: Call me a hoarder if you want but don't come crying to me when you need a 3 foot tall stack of mayonnaise jar labels.
@D2BMcG: Yes, I'm English. No, I can't speak British to you. No, I don't know the Queen. No, I don't want a spot of tea.
@MarfSalvador: Homeless man: Spare some change for a cup of coffee? Me: *Bends down to eye level* You don't look anything like a cup of coffee