@thatUPSdude: Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business.
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@ayyyyloser: Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off
@Alex_N_Chains: Today on "Dora the Explorer", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.