@sageboggs: Hey girl, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell
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@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly
@Ameiam: My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*