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@DanMentos: "Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"
No thanks I have a previous engagement
"I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"

“Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?”
No thanks I have a previous engagement
“I’m cool with that, hell I’ve been married like 6 times”

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