@daemonic3: "Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm
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@Playing_Dad: Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho
@Thateverydayguy: Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."
@Fenyris: I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional.