@paulablu22: Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster.
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@AceMakesWords: "Dad, we need to talk." "Alright." He grabs a chair and sits. "Dad, you-" He grabs yet another chair. "DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"
@WilliamAder: Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?
@AmishPornStar1: Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers.