@romiza_: *Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*
@StarksWeek: "I put on pants for nothing"
- my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled.
Someone set up her Twitter account.
@wickedsuga: Boy giraffe: You wanna?
Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first.
Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!
@daemonic3: [1st date]
HER: I love autumn, it's my favorite season
ME: [trying to impress] Yes, I love the way the leaves just... autumn off the trees
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first
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