@missekay: Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
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@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
@AsgardianRose: Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear.
@iAmDelFreaky: Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
@DaddyJew: Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?