@sammyrhodes: Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.

@NicestHippo: "Dad, where do zebras come from?" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much

@see_more13: At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"

@wolfpupy: a good captain goes down with the ship, i personally don't need a professional obligation to sink to the bottom of the ocean, i just do it

@kellysdf: All those political ads are very convincing. They convinced me to stop watching television.