@JennyJohnsonHi5: Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her.
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@LoneWolfStories: If I'm your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too.
@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
@CheeseCasket: Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* "Ok"
@theshantilly: My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.