@shannon2703: Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone.
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@Izianikapani: Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.
@DaddyBeerGuy: Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!
@jonnysun: *at the movie theater* umm ok the hackers also said theyd do a terror unless u giv me unlimited free popcorn and uh.. also that guys popcorn