@wesleybordelon: Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?
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@CarpeAngela: I just watched the girl next to me google "lack toast and tolerant symptoms" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable.
@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
@1InTheStinker: The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike.