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@SharkJelly: "Hey honey"

*drags a cigarette*

"have you ever"

*drinks some scotch*

"slept with a guy"

*sucks a lollipop*

"with three arms?"

“Hey honey”

*drags a cigarette*

“have you ever”

*drinks some scotch*

“slept with a guy”

*sucks a lollipop*

“with three arms?”

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