@sageboggs: Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is
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@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.
@iwearaonesie: [laying in bed] wife: Did you remember to find a stud before you hung the TV up? me: Yes *sound of TV crashing to the floor* me: No
@lecalabara: Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?