@sageboggs: Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is
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@shawnhitch22: After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like.
@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.