@sageboggs: Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is
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@petemandik: I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children.
@Parkerlawyer: An attorney is a lot like a Dominatrix. You don’t want to be seen with them in public, but they’re handy when you’re in cuffs.
@ShootyDoody: God's Wife: I just need some space! God: (passive aggressively creates the universe)