@sageboggs: Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is
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@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
@LurkAtHomeMom: *Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.
@jackiembouvier: Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball.