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@johnbiehl: Me: this a rush song? Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says "no"*
@IchBin_Rob: [Arriving to cult meeting] Cult leader: Did you bring the sacrifice? Me, standing in a puddle of water: Shit...I thought you said sack of ice.
@sixfootcandy: Me: I heard the Herpes Virus is linked to Alzheimers. Pharmacist: True. Name please. Me: I have no idea.