@slimmy_shady: Hey I worked for it too!
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@WilliamRodgers: I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone.
@winosaurusmom: My husband just walked in on me drinking cake batter from the mixing bowl and had absolutely no reaction. He's my soulmate.
@squirrel74wkgn: She says, the kids want to go to the circus. I say, that I just saved us $400 by jumping out of the kid's closet wearing a clown costume.
@flouncingqueen: Twitter : Where all the really weird kids at school who had no friends now have 7,913 of even weirder ones