@Thee1_4U: Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now.
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@Neauxpe: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn't open your door.
@Fruit_Slinger: I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory.
@decentbirthday: Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting
@TheMichaelRock: It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough.