@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
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@ehdannyboy: I woke up to my wife fluttering her eyelashes at me. I said, "Ok, what do you want?" She said, "I want you to turn the ceiling fan down."
@UncleDuke1969: If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself. I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.
@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.
@FinnMcIver: everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal