@FilthyRichmond: Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)
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@stevevsninjas: Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan
@Death_Buddy: "Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*
@joeljeffrey: I saw a sign that said "bridge subject to icing" and I thought "that sounds delicious"
@AmericanGent69: Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them. Me: Not true. I love both equally. Mary: Thanks Dad Mistake: I hate you