@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
@Social_Mime: Gandhi would go on fasts for weeks and remain peaceful. I go 3 hours without eating and I'm yelling at dust.