@rolldiggity: "Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
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@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.
@mkpaulsen: My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs
@BlindChow: Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door.
@WilliamAder: I remember my first time at a mic. "Cleanup on aisle 5" & "Price check-Advil" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks.