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@fro_vo: "hey mister can i pet your dog?"
"sure kid"
"what kind is he?"
"that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"

“hey mister can i pet your dog?”
“sure kid”
“what kind is he?”
“that there’s a pure beef vienna son careful don’t get mustard on your shirt”

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