@freedom2726: Hey! My husband wanted me to let you guys know he calls me his "wined up" toy.
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@meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like "remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"
@JonnyGoodTimes: My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)
@AmishPornStar1: "Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!" me, to the collection agency