@freedom2726: Hey! My husband wanted me to let you guys know he calls me his "wined up" toy.
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@SondraDeeMe: I put my shoes on like everyone else. I beckon for my footman, Chauncey, and he does it straightaway. Your guy probably has a different name
@bornmiserable: "This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
@snmrrw: Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the "Ras" and slipping back into Russian politics.