@GrowlyGrego: Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan.
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@JPHaddadio: My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature.
@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.
@chimneyspotter: DATE: ...so that's how I ended up at Harvard Law! ME: Sometimes I make a fruit salad in my mouth by biting into different kinds of fruit LOL