@GrowlyGrego: Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan.
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@fixyourcompass: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you...
@causticbob: Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.